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Santa Fusion

December 12th, 2009

NBC New York reports that the global phenomenon that is Santacon is descending upon New York City, and other locations, today – Saturday December12th. 

Since anyone and everyone is welcome to join in the mayhem, NBC was kind enough to remind all potential Santaconners of the three basic rules of all Santacon events. The first and most important of which, and the only one I’m going to talk about,  . . .

Rule No. 1: Dressing up is mandatory. And that doesn’t mean phoning it in with a red hat. You need to go full Santa. Creativity is encouraged.

Of course it’s perfectly acceptable to arrive, dressed in classic Santa attire, but it’s so much more fun to add a sprinkle of creativity, a dash of uniqueness, and a big old heaping serving of weird to your look.

Santa Fusion is a good place to start. Fusion happens when we take one costume and mash it together with another, creating something really fun. Here are few Santa Fusion ideas to get your creative juices flowing.

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Santa Elvis –  Wear an Elvis wig, along with a Santa suit all tailored out ( keep those pants bottoms wide) and a sequined red cape.

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Disco Santa – How about a nice white afro to start? Don’t know why that guy in the photo didn’t think of that. Then either wear red bell bottoms, and a red sequined disco shirt, with some white marabou fluff added or wear a Santa Suit unbuttoned to the navel with the Santa pants tailored to give you that flared disco look. Add some big flashy glasses, shiny necklaces, a Santa hat, and platform shoes and you’re good to go. Girls, if you are doing your own Disco Santa look, we’ve got a ton of great Santa costumes for you and some gloves that it would be a crime not to wear.

Click the photo to go see the video.

Click the photo to go see the video.

Stripper Santa – I got this idea watching Ellen. Wear the Santa pants and hat from the classic Santa suit. No shirt for you though. You are going bare-chested with only white bow tie and cuffs. Even Ellen’s Hunky Santa’s didn’t think of that!

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Gangster Santa – Red pinstriped pants, Santa’s jacket, along with a tommy gun, classic Santa wig and beard, topped off with a red fedora with a white band

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Grinch Santa – Take that classic Santa suit, wear only the jacket, add some green tights, and red elf shoes. Then add some green face paint or buy the full-on Grinch mask. Some green gloves with long spindly fingers would be a nice touch as well.

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Darth Claus – Jump into your handy-dandy Darth Vader costume, add one red cape, preferably something velour or befitting the North Pole. Add some fluff at the cuffs, a nice Santa beard, and maybe even candy cane striped light saber.

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Pirate Santa – Santa and Pirates fuse really well. For the simplest approach, start with a classic Santa suit, add pirate boots, stick a pirate sword in your belt, a great pirate hat, either Santa’s beard and wig or a black pirate wig and beard. Top it off with a hook or an eye patch.

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Punk Santa – If you’ve already got, or are willing to get a Mohawk, just bleach it white. Add some big black biker or combat boots and some spikes and studs around your neck and wrist to the classic Santa suit. Wearing the Santa beard is totally optional. The candy cane Mohawk is a whole other project that I wish you much luck on.

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Super Santa – There are so many directions to go with this one. Just remember this: real superheroes wear tights and always wear their underwear on top. I’d go with red spandex tights and top, candy cane bottoms/underwear, a black Santa belt, a red or green cape, a Santa hat of almost any variety, and either black boots, Santa GoGo Boots or maybe I’d use the Wonder Woman boots to give it the total superhero feel.

Santacon events happen all over the place, all through the month of December. Keep your eyes open and get involved. Be creative and try a little Santa Fusion.

Costume Countdown Day 2: A New Sheriff in Town

October 2nd, 2009

He was once a little green, ball of clay . . . GUMBY!Sheriff Gumby Costume
You should see what Gumby can do today . . . GUMBY! 

Today we’ve got Sheriff Gumby. We started with the Gumby costume and just added a cowboy hat and vest, along with a big sheriff’s star. You could create all sorts of Gumby variations of your own.

How about a Pirate Gumby? Just add a pirate hat or bandana, an eye patch, a vest and a sword and you’re ready to search for buried treasure.

 Sailor Gumby? Add a sailor hat and a red, blue or black kerchief tied around the neck, or one of those foam or inflatable life rings.

Gangster Gumby? Add a fedora, a Tommy gun, and a black tie. Maybe even a black pinstriped vest too.

Hippie Gumby? Throw on a hippie wig, a headband, a peace pendant, maybe a fringe vest, and some John Lennon glasses.

Policeman Gumby? Add a policeman’s hat, the badge, glasses, a utility belt with handcuffs, and a gun.

As you can see, the possibilities are endless. And you can tell by the smile on Sheriff Gumby’s face, he loves to dress up. Heck, you could even make a more grown up Gumby, and create Stripper Gumby. Just add the cuffs and collar. I can’t recall an episode where Gumby has ever done that!

Setting a Child on the Road to Pirate Appreciation

August 28th, 2009

I-am-a-pirateSo I was hanging out with this 3 year old the other day (that’s a whole other story), and while we were going wild at the playground, I was informed by this very confident 3 year old that, “Pirates are bad.”

I was aghast, deeply disturbed, and even slightly befuddled. What is this world coming to when 3 year olds think pirates are bad? Well, I’ll have you know I got to work setting that child straight right away. I told her I was a pirate. I taught her some pirate words. And I made a promise that the next time we had a play-date, we would dress up as pirates, talk like pirates, and play like pirates at a local park that has a “pirate ship” play area.

And this rescuing of the next generation will coincide with that illustrious and honorable, annual event (drum roll, please) International Talk Like a Pirate Day (TLAPD). I will be getting together with my little 3 year old buddy just days before TLAPD which occurs every September 19th, and I’ll have her saying her Aaaarrrrgggghhhhs and Avasts and Mateys just in the nick of time.

I think it my grand pirate duty to take that landlubber of a child and turn her into a sea worthy buccaneer. I shall inform her of her pirate name, dress her in pirate clothes, arm her with pirate weapons, and have her speakin proper pirate talk before the day’s end, or I’ll be seeing myself to Davy Jones.

I can christen her with her pirate name based on my knowledge of her personality and history or I can use one of the million of Pirate Name Generators out on the web. Being a seasoned pirate me-self, I shall take my knowledge of the child and create a pirate name perfectly suited to her.

Next, it be time to dress my little friend. She be an adorable little lass, but she’s full of gun powder and fight, that one.

Cute, but not quite suited to my little friend.

Cute, but not quite suited to my little friend.

So I be thinkin that a cute little pirate wench outfit would not be suitin’ the likes of her. She’ll be bound and determined to be one of the crew – ready to pillage, plunder and swab the deck with the rest of the scurvy dogs. 

This is the one for those adventure bound pirates.

This is the one for those adventure bound pirates.

So I can obtain a pre-made pirate costume like this one.

Or we could make one of our own. An eye patch, a pirate hat, a sash tied round her waist, and maybe a pirate earring. It really don’t take much to create a mighty fine pirate costume. Savvy?

Then I’ll determine her best pirate weapons, be it the classic pirate cutlass, the hook, or a pistol. Personally,  I think she’ll be one scary opponent when wielding a sword.

The final piece is mastering the pirate lingo. Since I already gave her some basics, we’ll just add to the list. Some, Yo, ho, hos, Shiver me timbers, and Scallywags should do the trick.

I’m sure her mother will be quite amazed at the transformation when I return her little pirate home. And I will know I’ve done a good deed for all pirates everywhere. I have recruited a new pirate (a good one like me), shown her that there be nothing more fun that the pirate’s life, and celebrated Talk Like a Pirate Day in the noblest of fashions.

How to Get Your 15 Minutes of Fame

May 3rd, 2009

Do you secretly wish for a moment in life where all eyes are on you?  Where you are in the spotlight? Where you are the center of attention? Do you have hopes of someday having people talk about you, saying  things like “Wow, did you here about what So-and-So did?”

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Pirate Costumes are all the rage…

April 14th, 2009

With all the attention on the pirates off the Somali coast, you might be worried about dressing up as a Pirate this year. Yes, those pirates are giving a bad name to all pirates around the world. Pirates seek treasure and adventure and love their whiskey.

Sexy Pirate Costumes

Sexy Pirate Costumes

When you dress up like a pirate, you’re not thinking about hijacking a cargo ship and killing its’ captain. No, more likely, you are thinking of Johnny Depp on Pirates of the Caribbean.

Captain Jack Sparrow Costume

Captain Jack Sparrow Costume

In fact, it’s not just kids that love pirate costumes . It is no surprise that Pirate Costumes are in the Top 10 lists year after year as being one of the most popular costumes for Halloween. Pirate Theme Parties are also the top choice for colleges and booze cruises around the world! So don’t shy away from pirate costumes and theme parties just yet… you may miss your chance to experience the excitement and entertainment of becoming a pirate and joining in, in full costume, in the next Pirates Faire or Talk Like a Pirate Day!