Summer is here and you’ve been to the beach a few times and you’ve noticed, no doubt, that all your friends have new bathing suits.  Not just any bathing suits, but hot, fresh, and sexy new swimwear.  And you’re still wearing your swimsuit from last year.

Here are the Top 10 Signs that it’s time for you to buy a new swimsuit!

1.  You can no longer squeeze your butt cheeks into the space provided.

2.  Your swimsuit is looking a bit frayed in the rear – ready to rip at any second.

3.  You’ve lost 20 lbs since last year and your swimsuit is just barely hanging onto your body.

4.  Your boyfriend looks better in your bikini than you do.

5.  You are disgusted by the look of that sun-soaked-for-too-many-years sagging body cruising down the beach in hipster bikini and realize it’s like looking in a mirror.

6.  You simply cannot locate your bikini top and you do not live in Europe.

7.  Your spray-on tan has soaked and stained your bikini.

8.  Your dog has eaten the crotch out of your bottoms.

9.  Your 13 year-old daughter has stolen your bikini.

10.  Your 70 year-old mother looks better in last years bikini than you do.