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Teen Saves Cannon from Bad Landing

February 22nd, 2010

A few weeks ago in Buda, Texas, Cary Clevenger was living the life of a regular teen.  Hanging out at his friend Gavin’s place, he had no idea his identity was about to change.  Suddenly, the eighth grader recognized his full potential by catching a dropping Cannon.   That’s Cannon Jamison – Gavin’s two year old brother.

Imagine the super strength of a teen who catches a Cannon – er, toddler from a two storey window?

The toddler apparently called down from the window, grabbing Cary’s attention as he pushed on the screen with his face and hands.  Seconds later he was tumbling out. Cannon hit a light fixture attached to the wall and landed in Cary’s waiting arms.  The two fell to the driveway, landing unhurt if not a little frazzled.

Talk about drama.  Cary will be able to milk this for years.

Okay, we’re thrilled that little Cannon is okay.  Christie Jamison, the boy’s mother, has since installed a lock on the second storey window so that it opens only five or six inches.  The other question is – what will she do about her little flying Cannon?  Was he trying to live up to his (super cool) name?  This boy is a Superman in the making, trying to leap out of tall buildings.  Someone please tell him that he’s supposed to leap OVER the buildings.

The fourteen-year-old boy, with quick thinking and Mr. Fantastic-like reflexes, is modest as he talks about his life saving feat.  But we know the truth – he’s a real hero.

As for little Cannon and his family, they’re grateful.  And they’re also using the media attention to raise awareness about window/toddler safety.  Ms. Jamison is hoping that others will take the story to heart and install safety features.

Cary?  He’s hoping the glow of being a hero will stay until he enters high school – girls are going to love it.

Patrolling the No Phone Zone

February 10th, 2010

Captain America CostumeOprah has done it again.  She’s begun a revolution!  This time the media queen is attacking the dangerous world of…  America’s roads and highways.

So you’re on board with Oprah’s pledge.  You’ve agreed to stop texting and using your cell phone while driving.  Easy, right?  Well, it’s smart in any case.  But did you read the rest of the pledge on Oprah’s website?

“I will ask other drivers I know to do the same.  I pledge to make a difference.”

Now here’s the thing – to really make a difference you will need to do more than just ask other drivers.  You will need to take action, work hard at it and go above and beyond.  You can turn yourself into a highway super hero!  Or maybe an enforcer is more to your personality.  Get some gear and get out there, making the roads safer for all.

Imagine yourself now.  A flowing cape, maybe a mask to keep up your disguise (wouldn’t want anybody at the office asking you for an autograph or anything) and a creative source of intimidating power.  Is there some type of zapper that you could use against those pesky cell phones that won’t leave their owner’s ears or thumbs?  Evil machines, for sure.  Well, except for when you’re talking on them outside of your vehicle.  Look out drivers, here comes “Anti-Cellular!” – the hero of the roadways, eliminating wireless distractions one zap at a time.

Or if you are more of the enforcer type, you could gear up with a “No Phone Police” uniform.  Take a traditional police officer’s costume and add a few gadgets.  Instead of a radar gun, you could have a cell phone gun (that’s probably the only type of gun safe for you to carry).  Get a bright orange vest to catch the attention of drivers as you step onto the roadway to pull them over.  And above all, make sure to pick up some of those ultra cool mirrored sunglasses.  Classic cop look.

With either of those two get ups you are truly ready to “make a difference.”  Now get out there and recruit hundreds of your neighbors and coworkers to sign the No Phone Zone pledge.  Oprah herself may thank you for it.

Sometimes a Costume Really Gives You Superpowers

January 29th, 2010

Clean cut, marketing exec Paul Longmire was only out for an evening with friends in Lancashire, UK.  But with the power of a borrowed costume, the man became a real hero and even saved Lois Lane.  Granted, her name is Elizabeth, she’s married and they aren’t planning on hooking up, but he saved her all the same.

Elizabeth had a few drinks while out with her sister and unknowingly, she drank a little something spiked with Rohypnol or GHB.  Within a few minutes she was spotted stumbling around and ended up flat on the floor.

Enter Superman.  So he didn’t come out the phone booth, but he was there in the blink of an eye.  Even held in his arms, the 26-year-old woman still couldn’t stand up and the hero swept her off of feet and carried her outside to a waiting ambulance (did he have a hotline to the hospital or something?).  Superman sacrificed his cape in the name of bravery and after wrapping her in it, melted away from the scene.

She awoke hours later in the hospital where the doctors informed her she had been drugged.  Her thoughts turned to what she was saved from… and the dramatic music in the hospital room reached a crescendo.

Determined to thank the hero, Elisabeth put out an ad in the local paper.  And Superman, contrary to all the unwritten laws of superhero etiquette, answered the ad.  Now they’re friends on Facebook and this guy must have dates lined up a mile deep.  Wouldn’t you go after the most powerful man on earth?  Those tights really accentuate his legs.

Do you think Paul would have had it in him without the superhero costume?  Would he have left the rescue to someone else or did the suit embolden him to go above and beyond?  Perhaps we’ll never know and probably Elizabeth doesn’t care.  He was there when she needed him.

The next logical step is to write a new Superman movie and make Clark Kent leave reporting and head to marketing.  And move from Metropolis to Greater Manchester, UK.

Batman’s Identity Revealed – And He’s Not a Mysterious Millionaire

January 25th, 2010

Police officers in Panama City Beach made a startling discovery last week.  They blew open the cover story of the world’s creepiest good guy, none other than Batman himself.

Deputy Williams cornered the superhero sitting in his truck (where was the Batmobile?) outside of a home empty of its owners.  He had a trunk full of all the usual tools – screwdrivers, hacksaws, binoculars and a pry bar.  There was no sign of a grappling hook or even his mask.

But Danny Zane Tatum wasted no time spilling the beans.  He confessed to being the masked vigilante almost right away, even directing the authorities to his bat cave – a motel down the road.  Hardly the stuff of blockbuster movies.

So here’s the question.  If this guy is the real deal (or even if he just thinks he is), where is the costume?  Where is the muscle-bound suit with tricks galore and a sweeping cape?  If you’re going to claim an identity, especially one so well known, you had better have the gear to back it up.

Imagine if Tatum had headed to the local costume shop and bought or even rented the famous get up.  Then those cops would have been impressed, likely they would have even asked for his autograph.  Once they left him alone, he would have been free to survey (or empty) all of the houses in the neighborhood.  Come on Danny, use a little forethought.

There was apparently a girl in his motel room.  Well, not actually his motel room since he didn’t rent it, but climbed through the window to have a shower and entertain guests.  She too missed a chance to collaborate the man’s story.  What if she had presented herself in a tight-fitting Catwoman suit, purring and pawing at the sheriff?  That may have saved her friend from the questioning and arrest he was subsequently caught up in.  These two have no sense of drama.

The moral of the story is this – if you claim to be a superhero, at least have the look to go with it.  Never claim to be the Hulk if you can’t produce green skin and don’t say that you’re Wonder Woman unless you can use a whip.  Get the gear and then go fight the crime.  Or commit it, whatever works for you.

Unexpected Costumes for the Kid in You

January 20th, 2010

Who wants to blend in with the crowd?  Be sure that you’ll get noticed at the next costume party you crash with an unexpected costume that pays tribute to your inner child.

Think of the crowd at the party.  What are some common, instantly recognizable childhood memories?  Try some famous TV character costumes – the Beaver is cute and easy, as is retro Batman or Robin (think Adam West, not George Clooney).

If the attendees are more like 30-something, take your pick of the original Beverly Hills 90210 cast.  Dylan’s hair is still sexy, although his scowl may be hard to keep up all night.  Try dressing as Brenda with a Dylan sidekick, or Kelly with a squeaky clean Brandon nipping at your heels.

Younger party goers than that?  How about Pokemon characters or the classic (and still popular) Sponge Bob?  Look for less mainstream members of a famous cast, like Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons.  Or bypass Harry Potter and opt for Nymphadora Tonks, bright hair at the ready.

Go a little further (and get a lot more technical) by dressing as a child’s toy.  Pulling off a Rubik’s Cube should be easy, but are you up for creating a Slinky costume?  Now that’s a challenge.  How about the Easy Bake Oven (complete with hollow sounding “ping!” and cupcakes that taste like cardboard) or Strawberry Shortcake?  Think pogo sticks, Yo-yos and sock monkeys.  Which toy was your favorite?

Back from the depths of history are the Smurfs and both guys and girls can get in on the blue act.  Want to have the pick of any smurf, er man?  Find a Smurfette costume, flip your hair and watch them all fall at your white-booted feet (Papa Smurf included).

Surprise the guests with memories and retro flash backs.  You’ll stand out, be excused for any immaturity and might even bring an old fad back in style.  Bet my costume will be better than yours – nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaa, nah!

Santa Fusion

December 12th, 2009

NBC New York reports that the global phenomenon that is Santacon is descending upon New York City, and other locations, today – Saturday December12th. 

Since anyone and everyone is welcome to join in the mayhem, NBC was kind enough to remind all potential Santaconners of the three basic rules of all Santacon events. The first and most important of which, and the only one I’m going to talk about,  . . .

Rule No. 1: Dressing up is mandatory. And that doesn’t mean phoning it in with a red hat. You need to go full Santa. Creativity is encouraged.

Of course it’s perfectly acceptable to arrive, dressed in classic Santa attire, but it’s so much more fun to add a sprinkle of creativity, a dash of uniqueness, and a big old heaping serving of weird to your look.

Santa Fusion is a good place to start. Fusion happens when we take one costume and mash it together with another, creating something really fun. Here are few Santa Fusion ideas to get your creative juices flowing.

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Santa Elvis –  Wear an Elvis wig, along with a Santa suit all tailored out ( keep those pants bottoms wide) and a sequined red cape.

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Disco Santa – How about a nice white afro to start? Don’t know why that guy in the photo didn’t think of that. Then either wear red bell bottoms, and a red sequined disco shirt, with some white marabou fluff added or wear a Santa Suit unbuttoned to the navel with the Santa pants tailored to give you that flared disco look. Add some big flashy glasses, shiny necklaces, a Santa hat, and platform shoes and you’re good to go. Girls, if you are doing your own Disco Santa look, we’ve got a ton of great Santa costumes for you and some gloves that it would be a crime not to wear.

Click the photo to go see the video.

Click the photo to go see the video.

Stripper Santa – I got this idea watching Ellen. Wear the Santa pants and hat from the classic Santa suit. No shirt for you though. You are going bare-chested with only white bow tie and cuffs. Even Ellen’s Hunky Santa’s didn’t think of that!

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Gangster Santa – Red pinstriped pants, Santa’s jacket, along with a tommy gun, classic Santa wig and beard, topped off with a red fedora with a white band

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Grinch Santa – Take that classic Santa suit, wear only the jacket, add some green tights, and red elf shoes. Then add some green face paint or buy the full-on Grinch mask. Some green gloves with long spindly fingers would be a nice touch as well.

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Darth Claus – Jump into your handy-dandy Darth Vader costume, add one red cape, preferably something velour or befitting the North Pole. Add some fluff at the cuffs, a nice Santa beard, and maybe even candy cane striped light saber.

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Pirate Santa – Santa and Pirates fuse really well. For the simplest approach, start with a classic Santa suit, add pirate boots, stick a pirate sword in your belt, a great pirate hat, either Santa’s beard and wig or a black pirate wig and beard. Top it off with a hook or an eye patch.

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Punk Santa – If you’ve already got, or are willing to get a Mohawk, just bleach it white. Add some big black biker or combat boots and some spikes and studs around your neck and wrist to the classic Santa suit. Wearing the Santa beard is totally optional. The candy cane Mohawk is a whole other project that I wish you much luck on.

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Super Santa – There are so many directions to go with this one. Just remember this: real superheroes wear tights and always wear their underwear on top. I’d go with red spandex tights and top, candy cane bottoms/underwear, a black Santa belt, a red or green cape, a Santa hat of almost any variety, and either black boots, Santa GoGo Boots or maybe I’d use the Wonder Woman boots to give it the total superhero feel.

Santacon events happen all over the place, all through the month of December. Keep your eyes open and get involved. Be creative and try a little Santa Fusion.

Spiderman Arrested

November 13th, 2009

I am the first to admit that things can get hairy out there on the streets for Superheroes. (I know, I live it all the time because I’m a real superhero, but don’t tell anyone). There’s crime to fight, evil plans for world domination to thwart, civilians to rescue, lives to save. Someone should remind Spiderman of that.

Spiderman in Handcuffs

I don’t mean the real Spiderman, but one of the many who slip into Spidey’s suit and impersonate him down in Hollywood. For some reason, one particular web-slinger threw a few punches and roughed up a guy near Hollywood and Highland a few days ago. The guy wasn’t Spidey’s arch nemesis, committing a crime, or even hitting on Mary Jane.

The police were called. Investigations began. After wading through several other Spidermen in the vicinity, an arrest was made. Not so much for the battery, because the victim didn’t want to press charges, but for a stack of misdemeanor warrants this Spiderman had.

Now how do you think this impacted the youngsters in the area that day? Seeing Spidey handcuffed and marched away by the cops? Come on, folks! You’ve got to be on your best behavior when you are doing the Superhero gig. There are impressionable kids out here as well as a host of other superhero-lovers, like me.  Dress up as something or someone else if you’ve got anger issues.

You could be the Hulk. You could still be in character and whack people around, no problem.

If you just have to be a web-slinger, how about being Venom? He has all the same abilities as Spiderman, a great look, but no problem being evil and destructive.

If you just have to be a superhero, maybe a Batman suit is more your speed. We all know he had some serious emotional issues going on.

Here are recommendations for those of you with anger issues, self-control issues, or a serious mean-streak who aren’t insisting on being some sort of superhero.

Klingons are known for their violent side. At least the ones from the classic series. No one would think twice or get upset if a Klingon got in a knock-down-drag-out fight. It’s just their warrior nature.

Darth Vader, before his big change of heart, was the epitomy of all things evil.

Pick a costume that you can live up to. If you are the type to lose your temper, get into screaming matches or get into fights, skip on being one of the uber-good-guys. Do it for the kids. Do it for me. I don’t want to see any more superheroes, handcuffed and hauled away.

Costume Countdown Day 16: Superheroes Rule!

October 16th, 2009

I have a soft spot in my heart for superheroes.  I fell hard for them as a kid, and, well since I’ve never really grown up, I still think they totally rule!! There was just no way we were going to do this costume countdown without a superhero costume appearing.

Robin Costume

This Sexy Robin Costume is one of my very favorites!! I’ve seen women try this one on in the store and thought it looked great. My friend, Katie, posted some pictures of her in a different Robin costume at party and she looked awesome. I just had to try this Sexy Robin costume on for myself.

I’m wearing size XS here and it fits me perfectly. It’s snug and cozy but not tight. This is really important since the dress doesn’t have a zipper or buttons. You just pull it on. It’s form-fitting and super comfy. Just don’t try squeezing into a size too small. If it doesn’t glide over your hips (or shoulders, depending how you put it on), then stop right there and move up a size.

This costume made me want to strike a classic superhero pose - looking confidently into the future.

This costume made me want to strike a classic superhero pose - looking confidently into the future.

I love the way the cape is small and attaches with a Velcro strap. I love the sleevelets, the way they add such a cool feel to the costume. The mask is fabric not plastic with a band that attaches behind your head with Velcro. And while it’s one of the best masks I’ve put on, it’s still a mask.

Superhero Costume

I don’t know how those other superheroes fight crime with their peripheral vision obscured in masks. I would opt for using some black face paint and creating my own mask that doesn’t mess with my vision.  I got this idea from Katie. She looks pretty great, doesn’t she? Even Batgirl is doing it too. All you superheroes out there can take this tip as a freebie from me. May it help you in your mission to save the world! It’s easier to defeat those bad guys when you can see them. Who knew!?

Robin Costume

The Coordinated Outfit Travelers

September 14th, 2009

tie dye famHave you ever seen this sort of family? Maybe at an airport, or a theme park, or some other public place? I spent the last few days in airports, subway stations, and even downtown New York City and you just wouldn’t believe how many coordinated families I saw.

They were everywhere – some wearing matching shirts only, others dressed in entire matching outfits. I knew two families who used to do this every time they travelled or took the whole family on outings to crowded public places. They’d dress everyone t-shirts of bright purple, fluorescent yellow, or some other “get your attention” color. As I sat in the airport people-watching between flights, I saw several of these ultra-safe, ultra-coordinated families moving their way through the crowds. I’ll give it to them, they sure did stand out.

And then I got to thinking . .  . why not take it a step further? Why just do matching jeans and t-shirts? I mean, the whole wear matching, brightly colored shirts, is so 1980’s. Everyone is doing it. And they are all doing the same thing. If you really want to stand out, you’re going to have to do something a bit different.

Red Afro WigHow about matching wigs? Your group would be so easy to spot in a crowd if you were all wearing  . . . red afro wigs.

Head toppings are easy, so pick out a crazy hat – of course, make it something bright and outlandish. Your family will be safe, secure, together and having fun all at the same time.

Got a favorite sports team? Have everyone wear that team’s jersey.

Going somewhere cold? How about matching costumes. Something to keep you warm and easy to identify.

How about a family of Teletubbies?

Have everyone dress as a Hogwarts’ student with a nice robe and scarf.

Or a family of superheroes? Okay, maybe that’s going a bit far (or maybe not), but you get the idea. If you are going to wear matching clothes, have some fun with it. And, on top of all that, you’ll  have the perfect set of coordinated outfits to use for your next set of family portraits or Christmas cards. Talk about efficient!

Bartender Olympics in Costume

August 24th, 2009

State Street in Santa Barbara on a Sunday afternoon. There’s always something going on – live music, crazy people, demonstrations . . . and yesterday Bartender Olympics. I saw the big banner hanging outside Tonic and looked in from the street to see what all the hubbub was about.

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I saw people in costumes, lots of people in costumes. I had to know more. I talked the security guys manning the front doors into letting me in without ID to prove I was over 21. I guess my wrinkles and mid-forties face were plenty of proof.

It turns out I was lucky enough to stumble upon the 2nd Annual Bartender Olympics. Apparently the local bars and clubs send down teams of 6-8 bartenders. Each team had to dress up according to a theme and couldn’t spend more than $300 to outfit the whole team. They had 16 teams there ready for fun and games and bartender competitions.

Superman Costumed BartenderBat Girl and Wonder Woman

There was a team of superhero bartenders looking very muscular, powerful, and ready to save the world one mixed drink at a time.

Wolverine was full of energy and raring to go. His warm up included dancing solo, with Batman, and mixing it up with a Teletubby.

Black Ninjas

One bar was represented by a group of black ninjas. They seemed better with the drinks than with their tin foil weaponry.

Geisha Girls CostumesJapanese Man Costume

Then there was the Japanese costumed team. Very composed, very together, or maybe just very hung over from the night before.

Beer Guy CostumeBeer Guy Costume

Then there were the jovial beer guys. A very fitting costume for bartenders wouldn’t you say? And very suitable for the hot temps we had yesterday.

Chicken and BearTiger and Bird

I couldn’t say the same for team Animal. There was a tiger, a chicken, a bear, and  . . . some other bird thing. The team members in these costumes were melting right before my eyes.

Hot in the Animal Costume

They were taking off their heads and unzipping trying to stay alive.

Don’t miss Bartender Olympics next year. If not for the skills competitions, come for the costumes!