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Ten Commandments of Costumes

February 9th, 2010

What if Moses had come down from the mountain wearing a feather boa?  Maybe he was headed to a costume party, ready to deliver the ten commandments of costumes to all party goers.  They could be a little something like this –

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  1. Thou shalt never think that costumes only come out at Halloween.  Live it up and wear one whenever the mood strikes.
  2. Thou shalt always use a mirror when applying make up – unless thou is dressed as an old woman.  Then lipstick in odd places and sloppy eye makeup is entirely appropriate.
  3. Thou shalt wear undergarments at all times under a toga costume.  The same law does not apply to men when wearing a kilt – always go authentically Scottish.
  4. Thou shalt not dress in a scary costume and terrify the guests as they arrive – unless thou is chaperoning at a pre-teen party and wants to see cocky boys wet their pants.
  5. Thou shalt always shave thy legs when dressing in anything with garters and lace – unless thou chose a French maid costume, then hairy legs can be considered European.
  6. Thou shalt never dress in a tux and introduce thyself as “Bond.  James Bond” unless thou wants to Sexy Men's Costumesbe shaken and not stirred.
  7. Thou shalt always expect to get rubbed when thou wears a genie outfit.
  8. Thou shalt not wear a pimp costume – ever.
  9. Thou shalt never wear a costume that is too small for you – especially if that costume is spandex and thou does not have Superman or Cat Woman’s body.  Also never wear full body, painted-on costumes, even if you have the body of Superman or Cat Woman.
  10. Thou shalt not wear anything edible on your costume – especially if there is any chance there will be a dog at the party.

Follow these cardinal rules and have a heavenly time at every costume party.  Or face certain judgement.

Heat Things up with the Right Sexy Costume

January 19th, 2010

There was a time when costumes were something for kids, and only for Halloween, but now adults wear them as well, and often times they want to dress in something sexy and alluring.

For women, almost any subject can lend itself to a sexy costume. They can get a fire fighter, a police officer, even Little Red Riding Hood or Goldilocks. Of course, some costumes naturally lend themselves to the sexy genre: a vampire, a nurse, a schoolgirl uniform, a serving wench, French maid, Playboy Bunny and countless others. The keys to this are often quite simple: tight clothes, short skirts or pants, plunging necklines and showing lots of skin.

In the case of men, the main idea is to highlight their muscles and their bum, which most women consider to be a man’s best asset. So, a construction worker, policeman, fireman, life guard or Roman gladiator can work well for them. Given the popularity of the movie ‘300’, dressing up as a Spartan warrior can also work well (provided they have the figure for it; although, some costumes even come with synthetic muscles).

If a costume is intended for a private party – perhaps a Valentine’s Day get together or anniversary – they can be far more risqué. A man can dress up as a slave and have nothing more than a collar and tiny briefs, or be a sexy doctor, vampire or Greek hero like Hercules. For men, sexy costumes mainly consist of a tight shirt (or none at all) and short or tight pants. A woman can be a sexy serving wench, slave girl, a naughty nurse or sultry cheerleader. Many of these sexy costumes will have skimpy skirts or hot pants and minimal tops – a bra, pasties or something completely sheer.

Sexy costumes can also have props: handcuffs for sexy police officers, medical bags for doctors or nurses and riding crops or paddles for the naughty schoolgirls or cheerleaders. They all help to complete the outfit and create the mood.

Santa Fusion

December 12th, 2009

NBC New York reports that the global phenomenon that is Santacon is descending upon New York City, and other locations, today – Saturday December12th. 

Since anyone and everyone is welcome to join in the mayhem, NBC was kind enough to remind all potential Santaconners of the three basic rules of all Santacon events. The first and most important of which, and the only one I’m going to talk about,  . . .

Rule No. 1: Dressing up is mandatory. And that doesn’t mean phoning it in with a red hat. You need to go full Santa. Creativity is encouraged.

Of course it’s perfectly acceptable to arrive, dressed in classic Santa attire, but it’s so much more fun to add a sprinkle of creativity, a dash of uniqueness, and a big old heaping serving of weird to your look.

Santa Fusion is a good place to start. Fusion happens when we take one costume and mash it together with another, creating something really fun. Here are few Santa Fusion ideas to get your creative juices flowing.

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Santa Elvis –  Wear an Elvis wig, along with a Santa suit all tailored out ( keep those pants bottoms wide) and a sequined red cape.

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Disco Santa – How about a nice white afro to start? Don’t know why that guy in the photo didn’t think of that. Then either wear red bell bottoms, and a red sequined disco shirt, with some white marabou fluff added or wear a Santa Suit unbuttoned to the navel with the Santa pants tailored to give you that flared disco look. Add some big flashy glasses, shiny necklaces, a Santa hat, and platform shoes and you’re good to go. Girls, if you are doing your own Disco Santa look, we’ve got a ton of great Santa costumes for you and some gloves that it would be a crime not to wear.

Click the photo to go see the video.

Click the photo to go see the video.

Stripper Santa – I got this idea watching Ellen. Wear the Santa pants and hat from the classic Santa suit. No shirt for you though. You are going bare-chested with only white bow tie and cuffs. Even Ellen’s Hunky Santa’s didn’t think of that!

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Gangster Santa – Red pinstriped pants, Santa’s jacket, along with a tommy gun, classic Santa wig and beard, topped off with a red fedora with a white band

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Grinch Santa – Take that classic Santa suit, wear only the jacket, add some green tights, and red elf shoes. Then add some green face paint or buy the full-on Grinch mask. Some green gloves with long spindly fingers would be a nice touch as well.

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Darth Claus – Jump into your handy-dandy Darth Vader costume, add one red cape, preferably something velour or befitting the North Pole. Add some fluff at the cuffs, a nice Santa beard, and maybe even candy cane striped light saber.

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Pirate Santa – Santa and Pirates fuse really well. For the simplest approach, start with a classic Santa suit, add pirate boots, stick a pirate sword in your belt, a great pirate hat, either Santa’s beard and wig or a black pirate wig and beard. Top it off with a hook or an eye patch.

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Punk Santa – If you’ve already got, or are willing to get a Mohawk, just bleach it white. Add some big black biker or combat boots and some spikes and studs around your neck and wrist to the classic Santa suit. Wearing the Santa beard is totally optional. The candy cane Mohawk is a whole other project that I wish you much luck on.

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Super Santa – There are so many directions to go with this one. Just remember this: real superheroes wear tights and always wear their underwear on top. I’d go with red spandex tights and top, candy cane bottoms/underwear, a black Santa belt, a red or green cape, a Santa hat of almost any variety, and either black boots, Santa GoGo Boots or maybe I’d use the Wonder Woman boots to give it the total superhero feel.

Santacon events happen all over the place, all through the month of December. Keep your eyes open and get involved. Be creative and try a little Santa Fusion.

Santa Tracking

December 7th, 2009

 

December is here and NORAD is gearing up to track Santa as he makes his annual trip around the world. You can visit this bi-national military organization’s website and watch them track Santa . . . . or . . . . you can just keep your eyes open and I’ll bet you spot him all over the place this month. Santa is a busy guy this time of year, but not in the way you might think.

He’s not up at the North Pole all the time, you know. He’s got elves and Mrs. Claus to run the show so that he can enjoy the holidays just like you.

I spent my day yesterday volunteering at the Santa Barbara International Marathon and there he was. Santa in an inflatable suit that had seen better miles, came up over the horizon at mile 24. That made think of all the other places Santa might be hanging out this month.

Like at one of his other favorite organized runs. Can you pick out the real Santa in this group?

Skateboarding Santa

He’s been known to show his stuff at the local skate park.

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And he just tears it up on the slopes!

Surfing Santa

He likes to make stops where the weather is warm and the surf is up.

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And one of Santa’s very favorite things to do is to hang with other Santas. Check out this year’s LA Santacon . Santas will invade LA on the 12th.

Create your own Santa Sighting. Grab yourself a Santa Suit and pick your activity and destination. Go solo, if you are brave, or recruit a Santa Squad. See if you show up on NORAD’s system. Make sure someone snaps your picture to make it an official Santa sighting.

What NOT to do in your Elf Costume

December 3rd, 2009

We all agree, dressing up is a fun thing to do during the holidays. A Santa costume is always great fun, as is a good elf or Santa’s helper costume. Whether a male or female these two types of costumes are a merry way to pump your holidays full of cheer and joy.

 

Unless your name is William C. Caldwell III of Georgia, that is! This 45 year old man somehow decided it was a good idea to head down to the local mall, dressed as an elf. Apparently he wasn’t trying to infiltrate the mall’s designated Santa operation. Not at all, even though he is only 5 feet tall and would probably make a fine looking elf for Santa.

Mr. Caldwell’s plans were much more sinister. He waited in line to have his picture taken Santa. That doesn’t sound so evil, does it. It would have been a pretty cool picture to. But, when it was his turn with Jolly St. Nick, William Caldwell proceeded to tell Santa that he had dynamite. Uh-oh!

William Caldwell - Bad ElfI’m pretty sure that when the real Santa is making his list and checking it twice, Mr. Caldwell will be put on the Naughty list. Guys who impersonate elves and get charged with having hoax devices, making terroristic threats, false imprisonment, simple assault, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct and false public alarm don’t earn themselves a spot on the Nice list – no matter how great his costume was.

How it Ended

November 2nd, 2009

pirate-in-blackThe Costume Craziness that is Halloween has come to an end along with our fabulous Costume Countdown. It got supremely hectic down at Scavenge in those last few days. The staff was in costume, half of our customers were in costume, and something happened for the first time ever.straight-jacket costume

On Halloween day, we had everything in store on sale for HALF OFF! It wasn’t planned! It just happened and those who wandered in were lucky enough to get some amazing deals!

At times the store was just bursting at the seams with people. Some people amazed me by actually being amazed themsleves that we actually sold out of many items. Please tell me why it is that sooooo many people wait until the very last minute to get their costumes?

In the end, it was all good. This fricken recession we are “enjoying” didn’t stop people from dressing up and having some fun. Sure it made some be more creative, or recycle costume pieces, but that’s okay. It’s all about having some fun, laughing, smiling, and enjoying ourselves despite all the economic crap going on. And costumes are exactly the way to do it.

They get us outside of ourselves. They let us dream and play and separate ourselves from our daily life and worries – even if just for a little bit. So don’t throw away those costumes – whether they be for infants, kids, teens, adults or your pets. Who knows when you or someone else might want or need them. Pack them away for your next theme party or for next Halloween. Who knows where the economy will be then.

Koa had his first Halloween ever!

Koa had his first Halloween ever!

We’re making life more fun, one costume at a time.Candy-Corn-Witch

Costume Countdown Day 30: On a Mission

October 30th, 2009
My do-it-yourself SWAT costume.

My do-it-yourself SWAT costume.

I created my own SWAT costume for today. I just love costumes that have to do with adventure, excitement, thrills, and even danger. Uniforms, military, special forces and all sorts of law enforcement costumes seem to really fit this category for me. Also, the last minute shoppers can be a bit fussy, unruly, and rude so I needed a costume with some muscle behind my costume today.

About a month before Halloween I did my yearly thrift store run. I go there, keeping my eyes peeled for any treasures, great deals, or something I can make into a fun costume. It was here that I found the SWAT vest. All I added was my UnderArmour running tights, some way-cool boots I discovered at the thrift store (for $4!), and a black baseball hat on which I stuck “SWAT” logo. I just found a logo online, did some cropping and resizing, printed it out and stuck it on my hat with duct tape. To all of this I added a policeman belt that had a gun, handcuffs, a baton, a flashlight, and a walkie talkie.

I started the day wearing just the vest on top. It was hot and it worked out great. When the sun set and temperatures dropped, I put on my UnderArmour long sleeve shirt. I was prepared for any situation, just like a real SWAT officer.

With the shirt underneath

With the shirt underneath

Costume Countdown Day 28: Attack of the Ninja

October 28th, 2009

ninja-master-with-bokkenAhh, the Far East. So mysterious, so exotic, so far, far, awayish. Who hasn’t fantasized or daydreamed or at least imagined for a moment what it would be like to be a Ninja master or master of something — some martial arts. Well, I’m happy to admit that I have.

So today I take my imaginations and express them in costume. Ninja-Master-sword-drawnOne small substitution, or tweakage, as I like to call it, was made to my Ninja Master costume. It came packaged with a dagger, but I happen to own and be able to use a bokken so I used duct tape, the cardboard tube from some wrapping paper, and a random strap and made a nice shoulder sheath for my sword.

I had some fun with it at work. You should have seen this 6 year old boy’s face when I pulled it out. His eyes grew huge and his mouth dropped open. To keep him from wetting his pants, I quickly put it away.

Costume Countdown Day 27: Habits and Uniforms Revisited

October 27th, 2009

school girl and nun costumesToday we’re taking little trip down memory lane for those who had the joy of attending a private school, where your teachers were tough, no-nonsense nuns, where uniforms were the only clothing choice, and where there were more rules than any human could possibly live by.

Instead, don’t you just wish your private school was as much fun as these two are having? Take back those school days! Dress up as the uniformed school girl or the nun and let your playful, fun, irresponsible side out for some fun this Halloween. The kind that might make the most evil of nuns from your past raise and eyebrow, gasp, or break out the ruler.

And for those of us who didn’t get to spend our days in a private Catholic school (or other variety), we’ll dress up to celebrate that very fact.

Costume Countdown Day 26: One Grrrrroooooovy Costume

October 26th, 2009
A few simple pieces equals one comfy costume!

A few simple pieces equals one comfy costume!

This is possibly the most comfortable costume I’ve worn so far this month. Seriously, I bought this long sleeved tie dye shirt at Scavenge about two years ago. And I wasn’t even planning to use it as part of a groooovy Halloween costume. I had to have it just because it was so comfy and  . . . well  . . . let’s face it . . . everyone needs some tie-dye in their lives. It’s therapeutic, I tell you.

When it was time to head to Scavenge for work a few days ago, I was feeling the need for comfort. That meant it was time to get all hippied out. I almost felt like I was cheating. I wore my most comfortable Levis, my super-comfy tie dye shirt, and added a hippie wig, the three accessories in the Hippie Kit (John Lennon glasses, peace symbol necklace, and headband), then topped it all off with a leather fringe belt I found at a thrift store.

When I walked into work, I got some great looks. Mouths dropped open. There were gasps and even an “Oh my god, that soooo doesn’t look like you!”

Signs of a successful costume. And I got to be totally comfy and relaxed the whole time. Completely, grooooovy, man!